Category: With Clive
Overheard (two from school, two from songs)
You spend the first five years trying to get with the plan
KEN: you hear they’ve started bringing in form assemblies?
CLIVE: like, an assembly where your form would be up front, orchestrating the readings, role-playing the inherent coolness but latent sinfulness of smoking - where the main element of the role play was that you were allowed to untuck your shirt - and what-knot?
KEN: nah, like grouping the school by forms so you get 7 Manning, 8 Manning, 9 Manning, 10 Manning and 11 Manning all together. It’s to promote some form of intra-form harmony, at least that’s what I’ve been told.
CLIVE: your mole on the inside.
KEN: yeah…mole.
CLIVE: won’t it just breed divisiveness?
KEN: I think that’s the sub-text. Already you’re meant to be able to see the results. Allen’s for the boffins, Wiseman has all the lithe sporting ambassadors.
CLIVE: breeding for the future…
KEN: I don’t think they gone as far to introduce breeding, they still think the rather primitive sex education, fusty atmosphere and stern looks will serve as the most effective prophylactic.
She likes to strew poppies as she wanders in your mind, so you can’t tell she’s been there.
Ike Yard - Loss (from New York Noise, Volume Three or 1980-82 Collected)
Three of them
As he looked skyward, a fat sulphuric-tinged orb hit him squarely in the eye. Clive simultaneously resented his desk-bound job that kept him aloof from these elements and internally swore at whoever had contaminated with acid the liquid currently rinsing out his eye. This unscheduled lunch break was becoming more of a trudge than anticipated, veering away from the excuse of "fresh air" and towards aimless moping, of the kind undertaken at work, only with more sweating attached. The rain had started slowly, like the final shakes of a colander, but the grey sky was now teeming with great plodding spheres. His feet vainly sought the scarce dry ground on the muddy path, his eyes rose occasionally to fix his course on the brow of he hill.
The monkey wrench span round, describing a silver arc, gleaming in the garage’s half-light. Ken knew that his own car would never have such attention heaped upon it, there was no EU attention-mountain full of surplus mechanical love due to wranglings in the economy’s control system. Ken much preferred this hypothetical economic interference, debating money supply, as no pile of gold bullion was waiting to be deployed and prove him wrong. Your hands stayed free from oil as well. He skittered out of the path of a wobbling wheel nut, as if it were a 16 wheel juggernaught bearing down on him, and not simply one of the component parts. The light flickered. If this were a horror movie, Ken thought, I might have disappeared when the lights come back on. The grim, sweat-basted scene, men arched round a wheel-axel in temporary dumbfoundment, themselves being watched by a catalogue of women with low self-esteem selloptaped to the walls, re-emerged. Ken was still there.
A couple of window displays barked at Geoff, invading his vision as he strolled along the strip of shop facades in this satellite of warehouses cunningly disguised as shops, as opportunities that seem to orbit all towns. His hands were forcefully rooted in his pockets, fondling the box whose wires shot out and into his ears. A welcome invasion, unlike the shops.
He reached the brow of the hill, realising that he just needed to find the right windmill to tilt at.
He coughed, and when no one responded, quickly slipped out of the garage.
He hummed, whistled and considered shouting. He had decided what he was going to do that day.
William Onyeabor - Better Change Your Mind (from Love's A Real Thing - The Funky Fuzzy Sounds Of West Africa)
酒倾吐了从瓶入玻璃
房子是安静。酒倾吐了从瓶入玻璃- fizzing 声音和一个水果的气味。第四天隐居几乎通过了。有三他们, 这里, 肯尼斯, Clive 和Keith, 和另外四下面。楼梯变得高度政治。战斗隐约地出现了在天际, 由坏natured 啼声预示。房子的极化长期未需要。名人要求客厅作为他们自己, 以伴随要求在厨房。这留给三位pals 一点选择但疾走在楼上和快速地要求所有四间卧室、卫生间、宣扬的碗柜和锅炉作为他们自己。如此要求, 房子的这分界是关键对了解两个队战略。剥夺厨房, 和一个前门, 我们的三个英雄设法谈判一个方式在大厦的边下和分配地段如下。同样, 楼下, 名人- 被剥夺卫生间- 喜欢对排粪在半完成露台外面。除奇怪的爆发, 有现在是沈默达大半二天。两个队准备基本武器和防御。争斗计划速写在特别时尚。肯尼斯辩解了战斗来临在周末最早。他们安定享用他们的酒, 听见噪声在stairwell 的底部当他们同时采取了他们的第一个饮者。
Justin Maxwell - Hardware Store (from The Sensational Digitized Sound)
森林が外である
ケネスサンは単独で坐っている。彼は書いている。森林が外である。葉の風はthunderous とどろきを作る。部屋のコーナーで火は火格子で燃える。Clive サン及びKeith サンは外で帰宅してい、車に取り組む。それらはオイルで覆われるが、これは意味しない不幸であることを。このパラグラフを終えた後彼はそれらに茶をする。ケネスサンは彼の仕事を完了し、ドアの方に動く。彼はソファーの毛布で包まれる子ネコの1 匹に気づく。彼女の極小の頭骨をなで、傷付けて彼は肉の部分が耳の1 つから切られたことを気づく。子ネコを密接に見るために曲がって黄色及び黒い目の後ろで潜んでいる彼は、はじめて、ほとんど人間のsentience に気づく。恐れているから遠くに、子ネコはmirthful - 楽しませてようである。彼はClive サンが外で声高に誓うのを聞いた。事は計画されるように進んでいなかった。
Arctic Hospital - Frost Castings (from Citystream)
La foschia era bassa
Presto sarebbe tempo di andare. Kenneth ha rifinito il suo caffè e rapidamente si è mosso verso il portello aperto alla parte inferiore del corridoio. Clive e Keith hanno sembrato ansiosi e dato il benvenuto a lui senza parole. Slittando nella sede posteriore dell'automobile, addormentato mezzo ancora, si è appoggiato a indietro ed ha ascoltato il ronzio del motore mentre il distributore a spaglio di notizie ha elencato, in un monotono irritazione, tutte le atrocità che erano accaduto o avevano evitato nelle ultime 24 ore.
Quindici minuti più ulteriormente su, alla stazione di benzina grande sui bordo della città, Kenneth si era svegliato sufficientemente per considerare l'interazione con altri individui una possibilità all'interno dei suoi mezzi. Comprando una carta, rinviante all'automobile, ha appoggiato ad un istante sulla struttura del portello aperto ed ha osservato circa, prendendo nei suoni e nelle viste di questa mattina grigia in autunno. La foschia era bassa, tranquillo e stava andando essere un azionamento lungo.
A Hawk And A Hacksaw - The Sparrow (from The Way The Wind Blows)
More holidays
Basking in the icy moonlight, Keith supped from a glass of cold tea that he carried around in his belt, in a special flask that he had bartered for a hat and a pair of trousers back in his days of wanderlust. Cold tea was much easier to maintain than hot tea, and could be used as a quick substitute for most medicines in desperate times. These were not such times, instead the moon was able to occupy his full attention, save for those remaining fragments of his mind set up to monitor nearby threats and stop him from spilling tea all down his front.
Forty-five horses stood close by - resting from the long trek, you could say - or more accurately: the car cooled near a tree, panting and pinging as its temperature dropped suddenly. Clive was away gathering sticks to make a fireplace, insisting that things be done properly, and a fine selection of biscuits sat waiting to be sampled in the boot. It was understood that these biscuits would serve as adequate sustenance post-dinner and pre-breakfast (aka night-time) while the five of them stopped the gas stove from setting light to Clive's makeshift mantelpiece, his pride and joy for the little time his attention could be focused. It wasn't worth jeopardising his happiness for a few moments of sleep - his temper might tear away from him and destroy all the biscuits.
Keith thought of warming the tea perhaps, but he knew the others would soon be back and there would be a fresh pot on. Sugar would be required, teaspoons, milk jug, tongs, saucers, cups, tea, milk, water, kettle, oven glove, lemon - in short, all the usual camping supplies. Most of the non-perishable items had been collected over the years, the set honed and refined like a carpenter's tool kit, lovingly perfected and worked with; cleaned, oiled, polished with a chamois, stored in a hand-made box in immaculate condition between uses. Perishables, of course, had been replenished that very morning at the Co-op in the village, except the biscuits which had come from a specialist wholesaler, whose prices on volume were much more reasonable.
For now, the still night was enough to be going on with. Keith realised how peaceful these few moments alone had been, deeply breathing in the tranquility. It was a reflective moment that could so easily have given over to fear, cold, loneliness or boredom. But there were plans, there was purpose; the night had promise and would soon be filled with gaiety and biscuits of the finest variety. It would be some hours, too, before any more driving, or any task even close to so much effort and necessity would need to be accomplished. If the day's driving had taught him anything, it was that rest is as necessary to work as effort. And he was all for putting plenty of effort into the rest.
Claro Intelecto - Hunter's Rocket To The Sky (from Patience)
Jared
Even if the rumours that had recently gathered about their heads had no basis in fact, they were still upsetting regardless, and that they had and they were thus doubly so had not escaped the young Jared's attention. The protestors had begun gathering on their lawn a week ago, and every day the crowd spread and swelled like an unattended campfire.
In order to get to work his father and his uncle, who slept in the same bed in the corner of the living room, on the same side of the wall as the telly, had to use a tunnel they'd built in the basement - it took them to next door's basement and the neighbours were on holiday. For the first few days of this new arrangement they hadn't found the keys to the front door and had guiltily climbed out of a back window and snaked off down the block, hoping to remain unseen amongst the protestors. Then, when they had found the keys, they listened to the answer machine by accident (or design - it depends how highly one rates both the intelligence of cats and their manipulative appetite for drama) and discovered that it was in this house that the rumour began to spread, by the mouths of these neighbours, from door to door and street to street.
In the wake of this grim epiphany, Jared's dad and uncle had stopped caring about things like: feeding the cats, watering the plants, avoiding harming the cats, keeping the plants upright in sunlight, keeping the fridge door closed, keeping milk out of the television, keeping the front door to the house locked, not trailing mud about the house, and so on. So when this morning they stuck their heads out of the tunnel and climbed up the stairs, past a pair of swinging feline corpses and the flies feasting upon them, it should have been no great surprise to find a trio of men gathered around the fridge door looking at a map of the local area.
Jared's dad and uncle exchanged a look of silent tension. Jared's uncle put a finger to his lips. The three men were debating directions.
"... clearly three miles that way," said Keith.
"That way?" asked Clive, incredulous. "But we're here!"
"Even if we're not there," said Geoff, "and we're here, where Keith says, then it is neither three miles that way nor the other!"
"Maybe we should ask some of those protestors," suggested Keith after they'd paused to take all this in. "I wonder what they're protesting about?"
"Oh, haven't you heard, it's something to do with-"
Jared's dad coughed.
Ghedalia Tazartes - Tazartes' Transports [08] (from Tazartes' Transports)
Drowsy from inaction
The whole building vibrated with a purr of satisfaction. Every air conditioner, photocopier and coffee machine was synchronised in perfect harmony with a slow and warmly comforting sleepiness that enveloped the offices and flooded the corridors, sending waves of contentment deep into the soft brains of employees cradled between desk and chair. For a Tuesday, the office was unusually underpopulated, and those that remained enjoyed a strangely Friday-afternoon laxity, like the best kind, when warm rays of a sinking sun in the late, late summer days of autumn soak through the glass and fill the wet air outside with a fragrant buoyancy, and it seems the only thing in the future is the weekend, and a multitude of un-nameably pleasant possibilities.
Clive soaked in the hazy bliss of the afternoon, not caring to wonder what the rest of the week was going to entail, not stopping to consider how awake the law might require him to be in order to drive home in a few hours, not giving half a fig who might walk in expecting busy employees concerned with efficient productivity. Of course, snoozing at the desk compared favourably with Clive's usual afternoon occupation of laughing at all the jokes he had made during the morning in productivity stakes, but was more visibly unproductive. To Clive, it was a clear cut decision - if no-one else would laugh at them, a painful backlog of hilarity may well build up inside him which must be released. It was good for the heart to laugh for hours on end - clears out the tear-ducts too. Not so good for the sides of course, but then they were getting a good rest just now, they'd probably recover quite well.
Skipsapiens - Macrosecuantico (from Eco)
Who wants to be leaders?
"Quickly Kenneth, take the oath!"
"I can't! It would be a lie!"
"But it will save your life!" screamed Clive above the din of the engines. Ken held on to the railing with all the strength remaining in his straining fingers, legs flailing.
Kenneth squeezed his eyes shut and pushed harder against the wind, hoping madly for some other way. There was no recourse, no escape from this horrific fate. It was do or die.
Quietly, Kenneth begged for forgiveness.
"I swear" he shouted,
"to uphold the code" gasping for breath, the punishing wind carrying his voice away with it,
"Of the thirty-second regiment." He had their full attention.
"I will not waver, I will not question orders. I will not reveal facts about my regiment when captured.
I will uphold the principles of the regiment. I will strive to represent them in my best capacity."
Some of the regiment stepped forward, about to switch off the engines, but their sergeant held them back with a raised hand, his piercing eyes glaring straight into Kenneth's desperate gaze.
Kenneth continued "I am a member of the thirty-second regiment, and nothing will stop me being so, so help me God."
"Switch em off!" yelled the sergeant, and with that the engines wound down, eliminating suddenly the gusts, and letting Kenneth's weary frame collapse to the floor of the cave. He was careful to use his last flicker of strength to roll to one side, out of harm's way should the engines strike up again for any reason, before collapsing fully into a breathless slump.
"OK lads" barked the sergeant "thirty seconds is up. Who wants to be leaders?"
Richie Spice - Earth A Run Red (from Spice In Your Life)
More like a cornflake in the wind
Link: http://www.guardian.co.uk/Iraq/Story/0,,986854,00.html

Clive wished he lived in medieval times so that someone could give him a token of their affection. Tokens, it seemed to Clive, were ultimately a far greater aid to identity than any random logarithm generator or outmoded stylistic trinket used to denote your social demographic. You can trust someone blazing a “listen to ghostface” t-shirt across their ribs, and equally, you know to keep your distance from people who wear sweatbands, on any part of their body. Wearing your true love’s ribbon in your hair, now that’s identity. Clive was just in the process of etching a letter to his local Young Skimming Enthusiasts Association about the dire need for such signifiers for our security information as well, so we know we’re not acting on rustling breeze-borne coco-pops.
He knew that some things needed protecting. A freshly flounced quiff, the natural habitat of wool (which is successive homes secretaries’ hollow noggins, in case you’re wondering) and the exquisite song of bus drivers when you place any form of note to tender a fare (particularly noteworthy is the polyphonic tone emitted if the note is from your mum to excuse you from PE, which should be archived for posterity). Some things need shelter.
Clive was unsure of the familiarity shelter had with protection. Were they bed-fellows or just queue-buddies?
Sometimes people protect or shelter you by not telling you anything; they claim you’d be better off without. The information-stock would only weaken your welfare portfolio, at a time when pride-stripping and hostile confrontations are rife. Clive had reservations about meekly capitulating to assertions of his best interests. Only the other day Ken had assured him that he would feel a warm and fuzzy sensation, normally only induced by ingesting pasties too quickly, if Clive would let him have the last packet of crisps. Clive had actually felt the cold growl of his stomach, devoid of crisps, but didn’t press the point. Or when Geoff had sworn that the charity shop must have stolen Clive’s skimometer (a device for measuring what’s hot and what’s not in the fickle world of skimming) to use in its window display and it had nothing whatsoever to do with Geoff pinching it.
Piramis - Dracula (from Cosmic Dancer Voyage Three)
